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people are recording actual planes with the red light on the left wing and green light on the right wing: omg iranian ET is coming
#pleaaaaaaaaase šššššš#and even if it's actual drones do you think spy drones would be made with the usual lights. like do you think they ask the faa if their ver#secret foreign drone complies with the standards#hello dear faa is it ok if i fly my very secret drone above lots of people that will record it and post it online but it has the mandatory#lights so it's cool ? right ?#more seriously apparently this happened in the vincinity of military bases. had it been anything non us army related they would have#shot them down in a minute
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An AWS comic
#My art#For the record I am not a medical professional and as far as I know AWS isn't even something you can be diagnosed with???#It's so hard to describe what the two sensory hallucinations really *FEEL* like#Like the time one... You know how a dramatic slow motion scene looks like in an anime?#It's like that but if you made it a 60 fps interpolated version of it#It is an absolutely bizarre feeling#Meanwhile the hyper awareness and everything feeling intense feels like how a fisheye lens shot in an anime feels#No I could not be bothered to try to figure out how to draw that for this comic#For the record I haven't actually had those visual hallucinations since I was a small small child#Hell I don't even think I had any hallucinations in my teens at all like#The sensory ones just kinda started happening again in the past 7 years or so?#Also the swelling sensation I've only had once so far. Usually I get the hyper awareness sensation#(Also sometimes I get this intense feeling of swaying when I go to bed but that might not be an AWS thing??)#(Like there's other things that could make you feel like you're rocking on a boat when laying down so I didn't include that)#No I have never talked to anyone about these hallucinations because for the longest time I didn't know what they were#And they are like. Harmless. Like I'm 100% aware they're just strange sensations but not real at all#They last max 15 minutes if even that long and they happen like super rarely#Only once have I had the hyper awareness be SO INTENSE it made me feel distressed#So like. It doesn't really affect my life at all? So why bother with it?#Also IDK if I could even go to a doctor and ask about AWS and have them know what that even is#And even if I could as far as I know there is no treatment for it so like. Whatever#As long as I don't start having distressing hallucinations or visual hallucination's I'll be fiiiiiine
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this cliff took more lives than i could on my own im losing it
#marvel rivals#snap shots#yeah sure why not. ill put rivals clips under snap shots too ig#real life snap gameplay footage woah. motion sickness warning ajeRLKAJ#'snap are you prone to bunny hopping like a jackass' yes i am just as i am to constant unnecessary reloading this will not change#i dont imagine ill post a lot of rivals clips vjaLRGJALKJ this one just made me chortle ......#squirrelgirl i can get i nudged her off but punisher my guy ... i know its only a week into launch but be careful ...#now i get to talk bout the bizarre sess kayla and i had Of Which This Clip Was Extracted From#ok there actually isnt a lot of bizarre things to mention. just wanted to say we had The Most Clutch last game of the night#like truuully we thought we'd lose but lol ... lmao ... also bonus mvp for me but whatever. ... .#she and i also Unreasonably lost it at the fact i sniped an ironman down three seconds into a match. it WAS p funny tho ...#offhandedly i was just 'can tony piss off a minute' and then. look at that. many such cases but lol ...#i wish i could say it was due to sleep-induced delirium but i fear even now im not tired so i think we're just stupid vEJLRVKJEA#we won like 90% of our games tho so ...... two dumbasses can make it work apparently#atp i might just ask her if i can record our sessions cause i end up live blogging them anyway#its not as if we didnt used to record gameplay shit together and she Sometimes streams so ejrLEJARLKJ shrug#it could be funny but thats also A Lot so prob wont do it. cause thatd mean id have to listen to my voice and thats a no !!!!#anyway im sleeping. if even one person finds this mildly amusing for any reason then i win#for now ima answer some asks i see i got then ima nap see ya in a biiitt
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There was gonna be more but, well, y'know š
So last night I got struck by the idea lightning and started spontaneously working on a Mafiafell self insert au because I'm insane. Underfell is already basically my favorite au, and while Mafiafell has it's problems (glances surreptitiously at that one infamous fic and comic) I think it has a lot of potential
#art#digital art#my art#mafiafell#mafiafell sans#sans#undertale au#mafiafell au#self ship#mafiafell self ship#the idea is They meet because he gets ācorneredā by some rival family grunts being a little too confident for their own good#but before he can do anything#all of them get shot in the legs and go down within a minute#And Angel just casually pops in through the entrance to the alley with hands in pockets#dressed extremely convincingly like a dude#cuz it's the 1920s and she's both female and brown and human in a predominantly monster city#Something something āI don't care about this#I just don't like seeing people fighting dirty.ā#He just thinks she's a particularly spunky 20 something dude#But he likes her moxie. He tries to give her some cash like a reward and she waves him off like āI don't need handouts. Keep your money.ā#Gets a glimpse of purple eyes from under her hat and gets even more interested cuz what's a human *mage* doing wandering around those parts?#anyways thats all i got
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fnsdkfnsjkdfaskdjfaskjdl taash' level 1 bond description (the 'associate'/'contract killer'/'fellow necromancer' sort of blurb under their level on the companion screen) is just 'Here'. taash. you have to understand. I know you don't give a fuck, but to me, you are perfect
#they're literally just here#god forbid enbys do anything: the character. I have known them personally for five minutes and I would lay down my life for them#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#taash#this got such a good laugh out of me I've been having a real slow cumbersome morning of it but this brought me back to life#I brought harding with me on this one (as a treat! meet your future spouse and also congrats on them jesus christ)#and i imagine rye running around like '...y'know. I miss lucanis. when he isn't here.' and harding is patiently like 'yeah we know'#and then the note you pick up about the grey warden upset to be parted from their... buddy? unless... at the reassignment#PEAK accidental environmental storytelling going on here. rye automatically assuming they'd go in quietly and stealthily for an ambush#and taash just jumping out. you have been working too much with someone on the same wavelength as you babyboy you forget these things#I'm creating emergent narratives you wouldn't believe out here#the contrast of how rye's whole little goth deal looks in cutscenes in the necropolis vs. under the bright rivaini sun tho fhdskjfsa#out of their element but game to give it a shot. I'm good with sand the necropolis has a lot of sand
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you ever read a tumblr post thats so caught up on the most tiny, minute inaccuracies in a story and just know op never watched soap operas growing up
#'this didnt make sense' 'this plot was stupid' 'why wasnt x blah blah' bc this is a dumb show you watch for fun and not for intense accuracy#if you watched a wedding get blown up by a stalker cop and then the victims get airlifted in a helicopter and then it crashes and they have#to survive in the bush and the only way they are found and saved is by a girl getting bitten by a deadly spider and her mum who adopted her#out as a teen psychically feels the spider bite and somehow tracks them down in the bush- you wont care too much#that you could see the boom guy in the reflection of a shot for a minute yk
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Supernatural 13.20 Unfinished Business
#can't get over 'he used me he debased me until I was-' (and he can't even finish it). spn writers s'il vous plait the hell#too many things to talk about at once#this episode gives us so much in 43 minutes and I don't even know where to start#if I analyze on the post I'll be here 12 paragraphs later breaking down the minutia of Speight's fantastic performance this entire episode#long story short what they're saying in this scene is:#gabriel: asmodeus tortured me (I will kill them) (I know it won't fix me) (I don't care) (Loki is mine. this is mine.)#sam: I understand (of course I would take a shot at lucifer) (I'm ready to die) (I want to die) (did I ever escape? will I ever escape?)#dean: revenge is a waste of time (with me with dad it only ends ugly) (I tried) (I'm always trying to change it) (I can never change it)#supernatural#spnedit#spn#spndaily#supernaturaldaily#supernaturaledit#spn gifs#sam winchester#dean winchester#archangel gabriel#gabriel supernatural#the trickster#spn season 13#my edits#something about how they never joke about asmodeus. or late seasons lucifer. now that they know them they know how bad it is#and sam immediately 'i know' vs. 'haha lucifer wearing sam to the prom' from s4-s5#sam what happened to you in hell. dean what happened to you in hell. daddy's girl broke in 30 and the reject son has never been right
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a peaceful morning together
(also here's a song that I think fits for the two of them)
#this would obviously be further down the timeline in their relationship where they're working through their issues together#both of them might be terrible and no one can stand being more than 5 minutes around them#but they understand each other and that's what matters lol#hugo vasquez#s/i: noa simmons#otp: golden shot#borderlands#borderlands oc#tftbl#tales from the borderlands#self insert#self ship#my art
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Adding on to the āWhat if Papa V is Copiaās twin and theyāre evilā idea: Heās the opposite of Copia not only in terms of meanness and how happy he is to relish in being an asshole, but heās actually the opposite to Copia in terms of how he views his half-brothers. Like, heās legit sad he never got to know them and wants to do the first three proud because he thinks theyāre emblematic of everything Satanism should be.
Probably doesnāt really gaf about Cope tho. Not in a good way.
#Copia out here making pot shots at them and couldnāt care less#V out here coming down from the high of performing Mummy Dust#and then turning the next five minutes into a therapy sesh#the band ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus v#papa emeritus iv
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grabbing rainbow sherbet vodka for the stream because I know it's what ichi would want š¤
bro grabbing that fucking super mario vodka what the shit š
#snap chats#i dont know what im gonna get...... i SHOULD get soju since i can get more for cheaper#and soju's more potent now innit... but i am a sake fan... sake my best friend..#but i like my sake hot. unless its nigori then OF COURSE you have to have it chilled....#gddammit i left my shot glass at my moms. i didnt think id need it </3#maybe sake's the game then.....#just to make sure i dont ACTUALY black out NO DID I TELL THE TIME I BLAKCED OUT FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME#ILL TELL IT AGAIN SINCE ITS TOPICAL IT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY SISTER'S WEDDING#and i went out post-wedding drinking with my dad and my sis and her hubby yeah#and /im/ a master of acting like im fine when im not when i care to and since i never want to look A Fool in front of my father again#i acted fine after i reached the point where I Very Much Was Not Fine#LIKE THERE WERE DRINKS AT THE WEDDING OOFC BUT I ALSO GOT SOME WHISKEY AT A BAR WE WENT TO#AND SO EVENTUALLY MY DAD AND HIS WIFE AND I ALL GO BACK TO THE HOTEL WE'RE ALL STAYING AT#god theyre so embarrassing i was walking (read: wobbling) back to the room i shared with my bro#and theyre just :) š Good Niiiight We're Gonna Watch You Go Until You're Safe :) š <- im literally down the hall from them#and the fucking. SECOND i get into my room im just hhoUUGGHGHHH BROTHER OF MINE. WHAT IS HAPPENING#i dont remember what happened i know i started watching Why Dont You Play In Hell again and then i suddenly woke up in my bed#I WAS ON THE COUCH LIKE I CANNOT STRESS THE ABRUPTNESS OF ME WAKING UP IN BED#I SAT ON THE COUCH TO WATCH THE MOVIE I THINK I GOT 27 MINUTES IN AND I BLINKED AND I INSTATRANSMISSIONED#hilarious. anyway i refuse to let that happen ever again AFLKEFJKAJ#so sake's the call. i think. idk we'll see what my wallet thinks cause the sake is a lil pricier than the soju..#it a special occasion live a little. is what ill tell myself ā ļø
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Another mainstream Fallout game without mulchable human enemies. Instead, there is a tight intercommunity on a much smaller map, where the player begins in long stretches of isolation. The first NPCs the player see is through the scope of their trusty rifle, with names like Bandit and Raider. It's a Fallout game.
Do you take the shot?
#it's just that like on a meta level the newer games kind of condition you to kill whatever you come across#with no special emphasis on any kind of life. and it definitely rewards you for doing this#raiders without names. it's become mindless fodder for the player#and that's all good and well. it's a video game and the player isn't mindless at all and neither is the combat#personally i don't want to kill people and see them explode. but i understand this is part of some huge appeal#what i want is just like. a little nuance to these things. named enemies and less radiant quests and fewer things to do with more impact#it's just interesting because by the game's own rules these NPCs above should be shot on sight (this is mostly about Fallout 4)#and I'd like a game where no life should be taken automatically. where everyone has something to say or something to lose. a story that is-#being told whether we the player are in on it or regardless of if we ever even know (or if we care to pay attention)#the distinct horror where you've killed someone without considering their life. i don't want to trick the player. these NPCs won't be-#dressed in raider gear. it's just an interesting option that comes up. it's been 20 minutes. these are the first people you see.#what do you do?#and now using mutants or ghouls as a backup enemy option is just for fools. they should be treated with the same respect. you know?#it's just that this is a game about post apocalyptica. haven't we lost enough?#when do we stop burning down our world and start fixing it?#maybe it doesn't have to be mainstream. maybe it's the equivalent of a Working f4 settlement builder and we can romp around saving people.#hunting things.#the franchise business#fallout
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fallen prey to saying stupid shit on the internet without thinking and coming off as incredibly rude and insensitive. i feel sick to my stomach. never commenting on anything else ever again. deserve to be squashed under someoneās shoe and ground into powder. in all seriousness this has shocked me so much that i am quitting every platform but tumblr for however long it takes for me to get some sense knocked into my dumb fucking skull
#actually considering deleting the clock app rn#what i said was so so bad and it couldāve been avoided if iād fucking READ WHAT I WROTE and thought abt it FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE#i genuinely feel like iām going to throw up being seen (fairly. justifiably) as mean is like the worst thing#and i donāt deserve to be wining abt this bc iām the one who hurt someone but good god#PLEASE make sure that when you say something online you would SAY IT TO THEIR FACE#ive gotten to used to this brusque rude dark humor on the internet that i donāt relaizw using that humor INDISCRIMINATELY WITH STRANGERS is#Not okay#they made a video on it but the video got taken down so i deleted the comment. which might have been more selfish. i donāt know whatās best#-to do in that situation? iām going to change my fucking username and pfp atp and go off the app entirely because iām so fucking adhd ames#**ashamed donāt know why is autocorrected to that#ok just deleted the app āand all of its dataā so idk if that means my videos (edits) too but atp whatever#maybe itās impulsive but at least this way i will not know whatās going on ! and never hurt anyone again hopefully. i really hope he saw my#-comments before his response was deleted because i want them to know it was not intentional and i am truly so so sorry#i donāt know how iām going to function for the rest of the day. iām going to think about this when i go to sleep for the rest of my life#i feel sick#iām evil#and being evil isnāt fun silly times it literally makes me want to throw up from how bad i am#too much ranting in the tags and i deserve to be fucking shot in the mouth#but i need somewhere to put this that no one will see this but that is also public so that someone might see and know how sorry i am#feel like fucking bojack horseman#unironically how am i supposed to go on living. how can i live knowing iām so bad. if i donāt kill myself im being selfish because iām mak-#-omg everyone deal with my presence and live with a bad person.#i think iām going too social media entirely except for tumblr maybe bc i canāt or donāt rly talk to anyone on here#i need someone to like give me a good meaning but not in a cathartic way in a way that it genuinely hurts so bad and makes me feel the full#suffering i deserve
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It just occurred that for all im interested in Dragon Age Darthvader, I should maybe like. Actually. Finish inquisition,,
#and probably replay origions and 2 come to think of it#its weird how little i play these games given how into them i am#theres just....a lot of filler yknow?#all of them suffer from terminal Walk Down Big Tunnel Kill Things Them 20 Minute Talking Time syndrome#which is a bioware issue generally tbh#but yeah ive beat Origions. three times i think? city elf dalish and noble dwarf#ive played 2 once and honestly really want to give it a second shot bc i love Sass Hawke's overall vibe#but inquisition yeah i. furthest i got was the fear demon i think?? i cant even remember super clearly#i always get bogged down in the side questing which. on one hand way more fun than previous games to me#but very much a time sink#and then my attention drifts to other things and i drop it#and then suddenly ive played ficking orlais like 10 times#ANYWAY#now that i have easier access to it i might restart it. give it a genuine push this time
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girl help Iām experiencing that common yet elusive late night motivation to get my life together knowing it will fall apart in the morning </3 girl fucking help me
#I hate ittt#Iām always like āIām gonna start doing thisā or āIām gonna finally try and get myself in a place where I can maybe take college classesā#and āIām really gonna try and fix my sleep schedule and stop getting distracted instead of getting something accomplishedā#and then in the morning evil me is back and they hate me and everything else#and would sell the world to hell for five more minutes of sleep#and my executive dysfunction has its claws in me again#man it sucks being so behind. I donāt want to like complain and make it sound like Iām worthless bc Iām not but man itās hard#itās hard watching ppl younger than you achieve your dreams of learning and getting better and breaking through that mental fog#theyāre not always much younger either just like. two years is enough to make me wonder what would have happened if I was there#I know itās not all in my control why Iām here eitherā thereās a lot of factors at play#but one of them IS that growing up I couldnāt never beat that executive dysfunction plus mental fog and procrastination#and then I shot myself in the foot by saying I waited to long and shouldnāt even try#and now Iām realizing I could but the years I spent fighting with myself weigh me down now and then#I canāt let it get to me because if I let myself get weighed down by it all I pull others down with me#but sometimes it does make me sad. and frustrated. when I feel this motivation when im lying in bed tired at some ungodly hour#suddenly struck with wanting to change my life and not having the daylight nor the physical/mental ability to get it done right then#not to mention the privacy. if I chose to get up at the buttcheeks of midnight and morning I would be not only destroying my own schedule#but disturbing a bunch of others too#anyway this wasnāt supposed to turn into a rant sorry#I havenāt talked a lot lately so itās all bubbling inside I guess
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#the way i got wet from kissing them for not even ten minutes#š„“#down absolutely horrendously bad#hearing them both moan again was truly all i needed#i wish i couldāve stayed longer#i need to be shot#T&H
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Gettin' Through the Holidays Mental Health Tricks
If y'all are anything like me, this time of year is triggering AF. Here are some small, very easy grounding exercises that I was taught by my therapist, basically in order of how much I like them for this rage-inducing season. You make like them in a different order, depending on your rage-to-despair ratio.
Push a wall: literally go up to a wall and try to push it over. Really try. I promise you won't push it over, but give it your best shot. Try to hold it as long as you can, and then take a breather and assess whether you need to repeat. Why it works: This is a quick, physical expulsion of the fight-or-flight feeling. It's a bit like punching a wall, but without the potential to hurt yourself/look scary/damage things. You can even do it in front of people and say you're stretching, they'll never know (unless the wall actually falls down, but this will not happen, I assure you).
Shake like a dog: Animals shake to release stress, and you are also an animal. Setting aside time to just shake it out, as vigorously as you can, arms and legs, face, stick your tongue out, pretend you're shaking like a wet dog. You can dance instead, if that feels better, and you can do this to music, but basically the more unhinged you can be, the better. If you are in a place you can scream, scream too! Why it works: like the above, this is a release of pent-up stress and anxiety. Especially if your rage-to-woe ratio is high, some kind of physical exertion is often the best way to burn through the cortisol and adrenaline you're building up.
Bilateral Tapping: Cross your arms over your chest so that your fingertips are at your shoulders, and slowly tap, one hand at a time, back and forth, for about a minute. Breathe slowly. Why it works: This is weird as hell, but because this engages both sides of your brain, it helps override the activity of the amygdala, which is the part of your brain that Makes The Fear. If you're being literally triggered in a situation, i.e. you're having a trauma response, or reliving some family trauma, this is a good one.
Box Breathing: From a comfortable position (can really be seated, laying down or standing), inhale slowly for a count of 4, hold for a count of 4, exhale for a count of 4, hold for a count of 4, then repeat. You can do it for shorter counts or longer counts, but if you vary the counts make sure the exhale is longer than the inhale. You can close your eyes or leave them open. Why it works: This exercise helps you move from a sympathetic (activated) nervous system response to a parasympathetic (balanced) response. I do this one every day, and it's a good gateway to meditation. Especially helpful in anxious or tense situations, but I find if I'm very triggered I need one of the other ones first, or it can make anxiety worse. Breathwork is amazing but not usually as a first exercise if you're very activated, or have been activated a long time.
Ice: Lots of ways to do this one ā hands in cold water for 30 seconds, ice pack on the back of your neck, dip your entire face into a bowl of ice water (this one's the most effective). Why it works: I kinda think this is hilarious, but this activates your mammalian dive reflex. It immediately slows your heart-rate, so if you are feeling your blood pressure and heart rate rising, this one is very good. The only reason this one's at the bottom of my list is because I hate being cold.
I wish you all a very get-through-the-holidays-without-hurting-yourself. Take time alone if you need it.
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